New Feature: Suzanne's Big Life: Q & A

Announcing a new semi-regular MusicArtLife feature: Suzanne's Big Life Q & A! Pithy reflections by our beloved Suzanne, one of our favorite people, and also one of the funniest. Here we go!

 

Q:  Guys should I be concerned that I found the Devil’s band to be better, technically, than Johnny’s fiddle playing? I mean, granny does your dog bite? Is a weird question to throw in a fiddle duel..
A:  Well the Devil’s band had a HELL of a solid rhythm section, and honestly I think Johnny won primarily because the Devil wanted to offload a useless 300 pound golden fiddle. I mean how can you even play it?
Q:  Also, for being the Prince of Darkness, he gave up pretty quickly. This guy has a reputation for raining hell upon the souls of the damned for all eternity, and Johnny pukes out some stupid lyrics and this guy just shrugs and says "damn"? I'm suspicious
A:  I really feel like this whole thing was organized by Johnny’s mom to boost his confidence.